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How do you tell if the stage is level?
    The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
    The knocking speeds up.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
     "Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
      Homeless.

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
       He doesn't know when to come in

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
     Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how
     much better Neil Peart coulda done it.

 How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
       None, they have a machine to do that now.
 
 
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
       Gifted.

What do you call a Drummer in a Volkswagen?
       Farfromthinken.

"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
       "Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."

 Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
        Me either.

How do you get a drummer to play quieter?
       Put a chart in front of him

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
       So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
       A drummer. 

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
        You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.

Did you hear about the drummer who went to college?
        Me neither.

How do you get a drummer off your porch?
         Pay him for the pizza.

 What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?
         Drool. 

What's the last thing the band wants to hear the drummer say?
         "Hey guys, wanna try one of my songs?"

 What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
          "Would you like fries with that sir?"

 Why do bands have bass players?
           To translate for the drummer.

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
           Overqualified.

What is the difference between a bad drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
           You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

 What's the biggest lie told to a drummer?
           Hang on a minute and I'll help you with your gear.

 Why are band breaks limited to only 20 minutes?
           So you don't have to retrain the drummer.

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